Dear Caught,
Well here's the deal. Pre-wedding get-it-all-out-of-your-system-now-because-after-tonight-your-life-is-over parties are stupid. If you feel like you need one, then maybe you aren't ready to be married. Such may be the case with your friend. Tell her what you saw and gauge her reaction. If she falls all over herself apologizing and begs you not to mention it, hold off judgment for the time being. This could be vital information to use against her if she decides to whore around in the future. If she doesn't show remorse, tell your brother immediately so he knows he's about to marry a tramp.

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