The interesting point of the cast announcements is that there is not a single A-List celebrity to be found. People may vaguely remember a few as "someone from TV," but the majority of those listed are unrecognizable.

The cast of 'Celebrity Apprentice' and the reason why they are bathing in the celebrity:

Gene Simmons - lead singer of KISS
Stephen Baldwin - Alec's brother
Omirosa - former Apprentice contestant back for "redemption"
Vincent Pastore  -  "Big Pussy" from The Sopranos
Nely Galan - Former president of Telemundo and life coach of "The Swan"
Marilu Henner - star of 'Taxi' (that was an old TV sitcom for you young 'uns)
Carol Alt - actress/model
Piers Morgan - judge of "America's Got Talent"
Tito Ortiz - Ultimate Fighting Champion
Nadia Comaneci - Olympic gymnastics gold medalist
Jennie Finch - Olympic softball gold medalist
Lennox Lewis - heavyweight boxing champ
Trace Adkins - country music star
Tiffany Fallon - Playboy Playmate of the Year

With this cast we might as well be watching "Celebrity Fit Club," "The Surreal Life," "I'm a Celebrity  Get Me Out of Here" or any number of other "celebrity" reality TV shows. Mr. Trump -- I'm sorry. You're fired!